On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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