Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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