none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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