yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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