help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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