i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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