Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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