So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
We need to rekindle our bromance
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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