Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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