the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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