I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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