It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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