Are we in a gay sports bar?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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