Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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