Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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