sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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