dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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