If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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