I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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