Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize