Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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