So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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