we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Never joke about your clitoris.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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