have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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