so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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