What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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