i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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