She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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