How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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