My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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