she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Rumble strips road head = magical
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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