Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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