Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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