My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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