He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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