quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we're making bets on your personal life
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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