I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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