it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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