Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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