Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
how drunk are you?
Several
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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