Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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