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(919): View more from North Carolina

It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth

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(630): View more from Illinois

She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..

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(847): View more from Illinois

i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless

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(419): View more from Ohio

If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.

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(240): View more from Maryland

im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.

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(925): View more from California

He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!

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(281): View more from Texas

Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.

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