i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
