I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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