question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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