She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize