I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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