hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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