"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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