You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
