You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Green mimosas i think yes
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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