he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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