A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
