You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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