It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Randomize
