bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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