You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Everything about him screamed your future.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
