my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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