PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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