There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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